Love Rollercoaster

My husband is a big Red Hot Chili Peppers fan.  I’ve had their song Love Rollercoaster stuck in my head all day.  I used to enjoy this little diddy, but right now, not so much.  The lyrics are inane and very repetitive.  The title, however, is more insightful.  Love is indeed a roller coaster.
No matter what or who you love, the relationship will have its ups and downs.  I often think each day with my little ones has more peaks and valleys than the Great American Scream Machine (which ironically is a nickname I have for the big girl these days).  Their behavior, which fluctuates from sweet as pie to the Devil Wears Prada Diapers is normal, but as my husband says, I’m the Mom and I have to be even keel.  I don’t think even keel has ever really been my strong suit.
My anxiety is at an all time high these days.  I’d say that I’m not a person who likes drama, but sometimes I can be a bit dramatic.  The engineer in me likes order, schedules and routines.  I get stressed out if life strays from that.  But then again, the artistic side likes to explore new places, try new things, and experience new cultures.  I can’t imagine a life without the extraordinary every now and again.
Therein lies my greatest parenting challenge.  How do I let go enough so that my girls can experience life, but not enough so that they get hurt?  I know that I can’t protect them from everything, but I drive myself (and everyone around me) crazy while I’m hovering over them trying to control them and their surroundings as much as possible.  Will there be a point that I am comfortable enough with their own decision making that I believe they won’t actively or unknowingly face extreme danger?
The big girl doesn’t want to listen to me lately.  She’s about to turn 4 (going on 14) and wants to exert her independence as much as possible.  Our floors were wet after being cleaned last week and I told her  to be careful, but of course, she ran right over the wet area and fell flat on her back.  Not two hours later, she sat on the edge of a table, slipped and landed her tailbone right on a concrete pool deck.  Could I really have stopped that?  When she’s in high school, will she stop herself from getting in the car with the cute guy she knows is a horrible driver, but would be kind of an awesome hook up?
I’m putting a lot of pressure on myself now to try to teach them good decision making skills, but is my helicopter parenting just going to make them want to listen to me less and rebel against all the wisdom I’m trying to impart?  Will they just want to do the opposite of everything I’m telling them because I’m too domineering?  My desires to protect them could hurt more than help.
The unknowns of what they could face scare the crap out of me.  I could spiral completely out of control with this (including, but not limited to all of the BRCA shit they could face).  I want them to tackle the world and find their passions, but at what cost?  What will their roller coaster rides entail?  Will they be able to withstand the troughs so that they can feel the highs of the valleys?  Will I be able to sit back and let them as my best wishes for them supersede my anxieties?  I hope so.  If not, I’m pretty sure they make something for that.

Supreme Court

Last week, the Supreme Court ruled against Myriad Genetics who had held the patent on the BRCA genes.  The ruling indicated that the gene sequences exist naturally and are therefore unable to be patented.  The predicted effect is that the genetic testing for these genes will now become more available and affordable for the general public.
I think this is great news.  As always, I say the more knowledge people have, the better.  The more you know, the more you can do with that information to ameliorate quality of life and/or longevity.  Hopefully, this will also open the doors for other gene sequences to be discovered and tested for to potentially eradicate other risks.  It’s my personal hope that with this gene, in particular, there will be significant progress made in the field of genetic modification by multiple institutions.  Putting the minds of many to good use in this effort, instead of simply the minds at Myriad.
Yes, this is entirely selfish.  I don’t want my kids to have to go through all of these surgeries to mitigate their risks. In 20 years time, they will have to face the decision of whether or not to be tested (I certainly hope they will) and then whether or not they want to undergo the same procedures I have (I hope they don’t even have to considerate it).  It is my wish that when they cross that bridge, there are other less-invasive options to implement in order to protect oneself from this unfortunate genetic mutation.  It’s not that I think having had the double mastectomy was all that awful.  There are so many things in life that are much harder to face (even writing that makes me feel kind of stupid, because this is nothing compared to so many other afflictions or adversities).  But as I watch them, carefree, playing in the backyard right now, I see what my mom has been saying to me.  It’s hard to imagine watching your child go through several surgeries, no matter what their age.
In regards to the Supreme Court ruling and the future of genetic testing for breast cancer genes, I wonder how it will play out in terms of quality control and/or consistency.  Can an individual be tested by every company offering the genetic test?  Will they all report the same results?  Will they all have the credibility to have their results recognized by doctors and insurance companies as the results from Myriad are considered now?  Can someone request a comprehensive testing and receive a report from many different companies all with various risk rates similar to getting your credit checked?
It’s an odd concept to think of.  You apply for a loan from a bank and they get the standard credit report: a different, but similar, score from each of the three recognized and reputable companies.  Will insurance companies now require the same from patients who want their preventative double mastectomies to be covered?  I wonder what all of the companies would report for my genetic test?  I’m conflicted.  Do I want one of them to report that this has all been a case of false-positive?  If two out of three other companies report that I’m actually negative for the BRCA gene, how will I feel?  I’ve done this all for naught?  Or just grateful that maybe now my kids don’t have to face this after all?  Definitely the latter (and I still get to keep the new perky boobs, so whatever).


Yesterday, I had my pre-op appointment for my next surgery (the lipo/fat transfer/new nipple surgery).  I had figured this one would be the easiest and hadn’t mentally prepared myself for anything other than a breeze.  I guess I was wrong.  Although I just want to be done with all of this already (ugh, it feels like this process has just been dragging on and on at this point) and after much deliberation, I decided to postpone this next step until the Fall.
I was supposed to go under next Wednesday and I couldn’t wait to be done.  No more ripples in my boobs, no more extra fat in my thighs, no more baggy spots in the middle of my bra cups.  What I didn’t realize was that I’d have to wear compression undergarments on my legs 24/7 for the first two weeks and that I’d have to wear them 12-18 hours a day for the following few weeks, etc.  In the middle of summer when the big girl is finally making such great progress swimming on her own, the inability to be in a bathing suit would really put a damper on our pool and practice time.  We also have a vacation planned which I’d prefer not to be in compression hose in 90 degree heat nor do I want to be bruised and discolored in my bathing suit as well.  As I was trying to decide today how to make this decision, my great friend said, “You’ve been through enough, enjoy your summer.  This is no longer about health and getting rid of something dangerous inside of you. It’s cosmetic and you have the luxury to choose your timing.”  How wise she is.
While I feel a pang of guilt (as always), because I don’t want to change this for everyone who has had it penciled in on their calendars (my doctor, his staff, my parents who will watch the girls, etc), I think everyone will be much better off when I do this later. In the Fall (after the girls have adjusted to their school schedules), I will be able to wear pants over my compression garments and sweaters over my “National Geographic sized nipples” (direct quote from my surgeon).  For the first week post-op, I can’t wear anything to cover them. Of course, each week they will reduce in size until they’re just a little candy dot in size, but for the first six weeks or so they’ll be abnormally large.  The turkey’s done has nothing on what I’m going to experience.  Best not to scare the children at the pool with FemmeBot-like knockers.

Bridesmaid Boobs

Nearly two years ago, my dear friend since the first grade got engaged.  I was thrilled to accept the honor of being a bridesmaid and couldn’t wait to be a part of her special day (I am obsessed with weddings).  This was all before I had any inkling of what would be coming down the pipeline of my life.
Fast forward to this past Saturday when she walked down the aisle evoking a look reminiscent of Grace Kelly.  Her blond hair pulled into a low bun and the sparkles from her accessories and her bridal glow dazzling the guests.  Her maids all in a row, we wore floor-length black gowns that seriously flattered every one of our different body types (a near impossible feat).  When we had tried on our gowns at the bridal store months earlier, I was in between my first and second surgeries.  I had the tissue expanders and wasn’t sure if my measurements with the new implants would fit in the dress.  They did, of course, but I was stressing a little bit about what the d├ęcolletage would look like in the v-shaped neckline of the gown.
Would my scars show?  Would the guests see?  Would the rippling where skin drapes over implant show? Will I feel it if my dress moves and my walk down the aisle becomes a Janet Jackson at the Superbowl moment?  Fortunately, none of those things happened and my fears were subdued by many mimosas and margaritas throughout the day.
I had wanted my three major surgeries to be done by the time this wedding came.  I had thought that I would have the fat transfer from my thighs to my breasts already by this point, but scheduling never seems to work as it is intended.  I don’t know if anyone noticed the rippling on my walk down the aisle.  I’m not sure if a scar peeked out from under my seamstress’ best attempt to hide them.  No one said anything, so I’m going to assume I didn’t give anyone a modern medical lesson as I did my solitary strut (read: ran/walk down that extremely long aisle).
Most of the time, my scars are marks of a time when I’ve felt the strongest in my life.  It is an odd way to think about it, I know, but I feel courageous and proactive when I think about my decision to have this preventative double mastectomy.  Of course, I’m a normal person and I have times when I’m self conscious about the scars and the rippling that I hope will go away after the fat transfer.  Now that Summer seems to be in full swing and I’ve been in a bikini in front of many people, I find myself asking my husband to check often to see if the suit has shifted and if I’m exposed.
Yesterday while we were in the pool with the kids, I felt a stiff breeze and automatically looked down to see if my nipples would have popped out as usual.  Of course, there are no nipples to do that anymore and I smiled to myself thinking I never have to be self conscious about that again.  I am really looking forward to the fat transfer surgery so I don’t have to worry about the weird rippling anymore either.  That and no more cellulite showing on my thighs, I’m looking forward to bikini weather forever more.  We might have to move South.


Trust is perhaps the most important element of any relationship.  Whether it’s with your spouse, your child, your friends or even your doctors.  Without it, the relationship dissolves and everything is questionable.
When I first received my BRCA results, for a moment, I questioned the verdict and wondered if there is a slight possibility that I had a false positive (maybe “hoped” is a better word).  Knowing my family history and my dad’s similar result brought me out of that hopeful hallucination as the facts backed up what was now my truth.  I trust that the mutation is present and I have never had a second thought about eradicating my risk of breast cancer with the double mastectomy.
I understand that many are not as fortunate as I am.  I have a clear answer that indicates my risks.  I actually have the facts and figures.  “87% chance of having breast cancer,” it was right there on the lab results.  However, there are genetic markers yet to be discovered and people who have a strong family history and all of the indications that would be associated with BRCA sometimes test negative.  This doesn’t mean that they should be any less vigilant than those with a positive BRCA result.  A schedule of frequent mammograms and ultrasounds should be discussed with doctors and insurance companies in order to guarantee the best possible chances for early detection.
Meanwhile, Myriad Genetics (which is the only company that tests for BRCA), also automatically runs tests called BART on any high risk individuals to try to find more genetic markers.  They are doing what they can to collect the data and determine more genes that will help people determine their best course of action to protect themselves against disease.  I can have a gut feeling about something (like writing a research paper on double mastectomies at age 16), but until I see the facts laid out before me, I can’t even trust myself. Scientific data, facts and figures, as a scientist (in what feels like my former life as an engineer of a billion years ago), these are the things I can trust.  They don’t lie.